I actually have a quite similar suggestion. If it’s not please let me know.
I don’t want my visitors to view the uptime robot status page, I do however want a message on the website that some services may be impacted. I would like to choose which monitors are relevant. So for example if one of 5 monitors is down, put out a notification header on the website that services may be impacted. When everything is up, I don’t want a message displayed.