
Current
UptimeRobot: What’s your username?
Me: This…
UptimeRobot: What’s your password?
Me: This…
UptimeRobot: Wait!! Stop! Are you human?
Me: Yes.
UptimeRobot: What’s your 2FA code?
Me: This…
UptimeRobot: But are you STILL human?
Me: Yes.
UptimeRobot: <suspiciously> Fine. (Sigh) Here’s your view-only access. Work fast though because I’m auto-booting you out soon. <taps wrist watch>
Proposed
UptimeRobot: What’s your username and password and are you human? Oh wait, I’ve seen you here before and noted your humanity. Nevermind. Just your username and password please.
Me: This…
UptimeRobot: What’s your 2FA code?
Me: This…
UptimeRobot: Come on in. I won’t bother you again unless you manually log yourself out and then want to sign in again.